Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I try to communicate using this language. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:

Nerd

top of the morning laddy, putting shrimp on the barbie eh?

Hello!, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Omega's Domain Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.

Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play Runt Showdown?, and are you good at scrapbeak? I am a Runt Showdown boss aficionado, so I would be to assist you in teamwork, and winning together! Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

hey,sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. Its really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i dont know why its a guy thing honestly,im like really against misogyny and like ill be teh one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments,but do not worry,I will be there to protect you ;) Sorry that wasnt flirting i swear,Im just trying to be friendly. I really like your profile picture...sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i dont go out much haha...Add me on skpye we should talk more you look really nice and fun

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, mawp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb defuse positions, retake ability, molotov timing, spray control and getting kills