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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 220.5 hrs on record (98.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 18 Nov, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Complete LOAD OF SH*T. **** this game.

Is the world large and cool? Yep. Is that all there is to write home about? Yep

Have you ever want to play a souls game in which you have ZERO since of direction? Where every possible direction feels like "the wrong way" because things insta-wreck you. Since they felt the stupid need to turn this into Souls of the Wild, you have a giant world with barely anything in it and practically no idea of where to go or what to do. "become elden lord". Okay sweet, how to do I do that? No idea. OH WAIT, a few hours in now the game starts telling you a little bit of information...that is if you know who to talk to about it and even do so.

I don't feel like going on and on, but here's some "little" things that are just flat out sh*t or lazy design

- You can just warp from anywhere at any time outside of combat. WTF. There is literally almost no worry or care about getting to a bonfire.

- Warping has ZERO ANIMATIONS. Just LOL BLACK SCREEN. Lazy as f*** what the hell!?

- Absolutely horrible sense of pace and adventure. Am I supposed to be here yet? What am I doing? Do I go here? What's that? You only have to kill two major bosses to go into the city? What's that? You can actually ride the giant lift up to the plateau? It's usable? Well I HAD NO IDEA BECAUSE THE GAME DOESN'T"T GIVE ME ANY THING TO GO OFF OF. I took the SECRET route and NEVER EVEN KNEW ABOUT THE "INTENDED ROUTE"

I just can't waste my time with this ♥♥♥♥ anymore. 100+ hours in all 3 previous souls games, I repeat, 100+ hours in Dark souls 1, Dark souls 3, and Dark Souls 3, and this one is just as bad if not worse as DS3.

♥♥♥♥ this game.
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