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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,506.3 hrs on record (1,412.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 15 Jul, 2024 @ 9:01pm
Updated: 1 Jan @ 10:13am

This is the best game I have ever played. Period.

There are genuinely no words to describe this, but I can do my damn hardest to try. Cavemanon has released an absolute masterpiece, I came into this thinking it was going to be the funny gator girl game with hi-jinks revolving around this disabled baryonyx. I was wrong.

I have genuinely never felt such emotion from a game, I got ending 4 on my first try and spent an hour crying at how beautiful it was, I then systematically played through the rest of the game, 100%ing it. My mind was blown, the sheer emotion this brings out in someone, the sheer joy I felt, the sheer sadness and anger. I've never had something that can systematically bring me to tears and in the same sentence make me roll with laughter.

This game is a must play, I implore you to buy this game.

There is no scale I can rate this on, but if I had to, 20/10.

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600h in, still the best game I've ever played.

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1,000h in, still the best game I've ever played like, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? I'm still not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bored? God, it just gets better with time.

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1400. Nothing has reached me like this game has. Once you peak, everything else is a valley.
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