SIGNS YOU PLAY TO MUCH MW2
You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused".

Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No dude, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything to improve

(My) source of these jokes http://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198030008823?

Why you shouldn't drink and drive, and lie to your parents, etc etc etc... : See comments

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