“Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche


I'm playing bingo while you are sitting there playing chess.


"I hit him twice, 88 in 1" - me

R.I.P. Evan

I did 50 from the dink and 1 from the dink dinking

I just got DDOSed by a spider.

I am the stupidest person I know.

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If you're below Global you probably have Parkinson's

Riboflavin

Jon Snow: steam support will ban you dudes

How do I buy a pop flash?