I'm not saying that it was a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat....but two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.

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Earlier today I bought some industrial strength spray bottles to use on the dogs as "punishment". Immediately upon discovering they are accurate past 15 feet a water fight breaks out in the house at 11:00 PM. Between two grown ass adults.

In my infinite wisdom, I decide to take the cat hostage because cats hate water and my girlfriend isn't a mean person. Not only did I underestimate how cold hearted my girlfriend can be, but I did so while holding a cat.

Shirtless.

She nails the cat, the cat shreds me to pieces and here I am laying in bed waiting for the stinging to stop from my peroxide shower.

I have no regrets.

In summary:

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Hostage kitty,
Soaked kitty,
H2O2 burn.