Squad has turned me into a badass

I noticed the change this morning on the subway. Some guy (who was about triple my size) looked at my strap-on sneakers 3 seconds too long. In the past, I would've looked down and wet my pants. But not today. After leading my squad to victory on Squad, I wasn't taking ♥♥♥♥ from no punk ass ♥♥♥♥♥.

I gave him The People's Eyebrow and stared intensely at him. I noticed his pupils getting larger (a fear reaction) and I gave him a nice big smile from the left side of my mouth. The right side of my mouth remained tense and intimidating.

I thought I saw him move, so I bolted out of my seat (lightning reflex) and shouted "You remind me of my dead cousin" (mental warfare), and I threw my messenger bag on the ground. I looked him dead in the eyes and I mimicked my staging phase emotes. As I began to shimmy my chest, he broke mentally. He grabbed his chest and rocked back and forth, with his head back, his face to the sky, screaming "AHAHAHA" (a pain reaction

While everyone laughed at him, he tried to pretend like he was laughing with them. But I noticed a small tear flowing from his left eye (elite combat IQ) and I capitalized on it. The train slowed down, and the doors opened. My body instinctually crouched low, like a cheetah. I sprinted in the opposite direction and out of the train. It wasn't even my stop.

I heard him screaming "AHAHAH" in the distance. The entire train laughed at him uproariously. In 10 seconds, I broke this man mentally and left him like a stick in the mud. People pointed in awe and laughed with me. I could feel the alpha radiating from my body.

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0. table of contents

introduction

1.0. an unrecognised condition

1.1. pronunciation note

2. effects of allism

2.0. direct effects

2.1. social impairment

2.2. the allistic mob effect

2.3. sensory impairment

2.4. general mental impairment

3. living with allism

3.0. social ritual

3.1. issues with text-only communication channels

3.2. problems with truth and falsity

3.3. use of computers

3.4. religion and belief

4. study of allism

4.0. development of allism

4.1. genetic predisposition

4.2. diagnostic criteria

5. postscript

introduction

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1.0. an unrecognised condition

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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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