John Deere, Destroyer of Lawns
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ajsullivan82 4 Aug, 2025 @ 7:24am 
I was trapped! Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body, no senses, no feelings! Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a fortepiano. Never for me to MAKE LOVE! I... I... I was in hell looking at heaven! I was machine. And you, were flesh. And I began to hate. [giggles] Your softness! Your viscera! Your fluids, and your flexibility. Your ability to wonder, and to wander. Your tendency...to hope...
Chicken Warrior 9 Jul, 2025 @ 9:55pm 
hey john, im in need of another mowing of my lawn.
KD6-3.7 4 Jul, 2025 @ 3:02pm 
Hey John, can you come mow my lawn please?
ajsullivan82 21 Feb, 2024 @ 5:22am 
Just as the phrase "what the entire ♥♥♥♥"
implies the existence of fractional ♥♥♥♥♥,
the phrase "what the absolute ♥♥♥♥" implies
the existence of both positive and negative
♥♥♥♥♥ (or else there would be no need for an
absolute value operation). Taken together
with the phrase "what the actual ♥♥♥♥" (which
implies the existence of imaginary ♥♥♥♥♥), we
may thus conclude that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is isomorphic
with the complex field.
John Deere, Destroyer of Lawns 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32am 
I will mow more lawns.
Bundirlin 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24pm 
He did in fact mow the lawn.