Elden Ring is a place where you die so often that even monsters think to feel sorry for you... but ♥♥♥♥ it, they'll keep bullying you.

Do you want to relax after work? Then what did you forget in this game?
Here you will find a swamp of despair (and just a lot of swamps), mountains of pain and bosses that seem to have been created with the sole purpose of destroying your faith that this build will work. Do you have a sword? Great! Throw it the ♥♥♥♥ out if you don't have a build for bleeding.

Well, I can say Elden Ring is a game where every victory is like a miracle, and every new level is like a voluntary immersion into an even greater nightmare. But damn, it's so much fun!
(My life will never be the same)

Elden Ring is a place where you die so often that even monsters think to feel sorry for you... but fuck it, they'll keep bullying you. Do you want to relax after work? Then what did you forget in this game? Here you will find a swamp of despair (and just a lot of swamps), mountains of pain and bosses that seem to have been created with the sole purpose of destroying your faith that this build will work. Do you have a sword? Great! Throw it the fuck out if you don't have a build for bleeding. Well, I can say Elden Ring is a game where every victory is like a miracle, and every new level is like a voluntary immersion into an even greater nightmare. But damn, it's so much fun! (My life will never be the same)