Roland and Thaddeus walked into the luxury rental suite.
"Awww yeah," Roland yelled, "We gonna gay it up in THIS place! WHO WANTS TO GET THEIR GAY ON!"
Thaddeus munched on a Madeira-braised chanterelle crostini and did a Bailey’s. "Awww HELLZ yeah," he answered. "Let’s get some fellas up here and show this room just how gay things can get!"
"Rad!" yelled Roland, spooning banana compote into more Bailey's-filled shooters. "RAAAAAAAD!"