PevE's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 9:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:49am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 1:38am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:24am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:39am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 10:13am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 10:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:39am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:53am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 10:13am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:58am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:41am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:42am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:41am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:49am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 5:00am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 5:00am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:37am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:55am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:57am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:15am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:01am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:25am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:02am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:51am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:41am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:57am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:23am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:49am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 3:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:57am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:02am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:39am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 3:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:02am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:12am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:09am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:05am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:54pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:05am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:21pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm