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Every Episode of House:

Aussie: House we need to cure this patient
Home: Did you try the medicine drug?
Aussie: I did try the medicine drug.
Home: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid
Black: I tried the stupid drug.
Home: You are a black man.
Black: This vexes me.
Patient: I have blood dripping down my nose, that is dripping.
Woman: That's bad.
Patient: I was also bitten by a mouse due to my poor hygiene
Anti Home: You need hygiene drug. Also I have not spoken in a while.
Home: No! Hygiene drug will kill the patient. He needs mouse bites to live.
[Group looks confused]
Anti-Home: I FORBID THIS.
Home: Don't care. MORE MOUSE BITES.
[Mouse squeaks]
[Mouse bite medicine is formed]
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor.
Home: I am very smart
Side Character: I too am in this episode.