I was only 40 years old

I loved Nekopara so much, I had all the bodypillows and figurines

I pray to Neko Works every night, thanking them for the waifus that I’ve been given

“Chocola is love” I say, “Vanilla is life”

My mom hears me and calls me a parasite

I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Nekopara

I called her a baka gaijin

She slaps me and sends me back to the basement

I’m crying now, and my face hurts

I lay down next to my Vanilla bodypillow, and it’s really cold

Suddenly a warmth is moving towards me

It’s Neko Works

I am so happy

They whisper in my ear “This is my bakery”

They grab me with their powerful Developer hands and start up my computer

I’m ready

I open up my storage space for Nekopara Vol. 3

It starts to download

It takes so long, but I do it for Nekopara

I start to breath harder as the download bar nears completion

I pound on my kotaku

I want the nekos now

Neko Works meows a kawaii meow as Nekopara Vol. 3 finishes downloading

My mom walks in

Neko Works looks her straight in the eye and says “3D women are ugly”

Neko Works leave up the stairs

Nekopara is love. Nekopara is life