Happy fWHOREth of July🇺🇸💥my fellow SLUTTY 🍆💦AmeriCUNTS!🇺🇸On this day in 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the DADDIES👴🏻🍆of our nation got DRIPPY💦together & signed the Declaration of IndependSEX,🇺🇸👉👌breaking away from those ♥♥♥♥ BLOCKING🚫🍆Brits🇬🇧☕️& giving us our 🙌freedom🙌 to f*ck!🍆🍑💦So grab those sparklers💥& start LICKIN👅some BUTTHOLES🍑good ol AMERICAN style! 🇺🇸💦SHOOT🎉your LOAD🍆💦of 💥fireworks💥off, FLOP those BIG ASS 🍑 John HanCOCK🍆🌭WEINERS🌭on the grill, & wave the🌟Star SPANKING🍑👏 Banner, praising🙌the red🔴,WHITE⚪️& blue!🔵Send this to1️⃣0️⃣PATRIOTIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😹or you won't get Lady Liberty's 🗽GREEN TITS🗽in your face tonight! Get 3️⃣ back & you're a Ben FrankCLIT LICKER👅Get5️⃣back & you're a John PennIS SUCKER🍆Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you're the Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN 🍆💦👑

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Happy Spanksgiving 👋🏼🦃🌽 is right around the corner you dirty slut 😈😏😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim? 😈🎩🏃🏻or a naked native¿¿ 👹😵✊🏼This thanksgiving 👏🙏 make you stuff that 😻♥♥♥♥♥ 🙀😸😽 right like a phat turkey 🦃🍆😏 and you sluts 🙆‍♀️👅👄 make sure you give that 🦃turkey🐔 a good 👍👌 ole jerky ✊🏼 and get ready 🤗 😎 to give 😏🙄😘 OR receive 😍😫 thanks 🍑 Send this text ‼️ ▶️ to the ten sluts 😈😽💦 you’re most thankful for❗️if not you gain 3️⃣0️⃣ pounds on thanksgiving 😳😱 If you get 10 back 😮🤑 you are one baddddd turkey stuffer🍆💦🌽

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