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Posted: 3 Oct, 2015 @ 1:02am
Updated: 24 Jul, 2019 @ 1:42pm

CS:GO Review
In this guide I will teach you how to play with russians , so here we go!!!
1) If your teammate did something wrong say -Ty dolbaeb?
2) If your teammate did something good say - Krasava!
3) If you won clutch round -sosat suka sosat
4) Lets rush b - idem rush b nahui (same for A/mid)
5) If something went wrong - pizdec
6) Give drop (politely) - dai drop pliz
7) Give drop (rude) - dai drop ili dam pizdi
8) I'm going to save - ja seivit'
9) If someone in other team plays good -pizdec cheater
10) Go eco guys, lets win next round with gun -eco odin raund a potom pizdi dadim s devaisami
11) When you win - GG izi
12) I'm from Russian - ja iz Rossii
13) American - pendosi
14) If you want to kick someone - kick etogo pidara
15) If teammates are thinking that you are bad -blyat pacani lagaet sorry
16) Polish - Kur.a
17) First Contact with russians - Cy.ka Bl.yat Idi Nahui
You can add "nahui" to every phrase.
Now you can play with russians and understand them.
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161 Comments
Ace 23 Mar @ 7:18am 
Really good now i can understand russians now in cs
spades.of.king 27 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am 
ah yes, when you first meet a russion you should scream cyka blyat in their face, they will love your vocabulary and give you $20
kostadakis 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11am 
thank you
ElPendejoxdxd 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54am 
spasiva for the guide comrade
Dajilanuś 9 Jun, 2020 @ 11:28am 
give drop ili dam pizdi IN Croatian means Give drop or give pussy
♠Gamer3106♠ 24 Jul, 2019 @ 1:06pm 
You forgot IDI NAHUI CYKA BLYAT!!!!!!
SlimKimothy 28 May, 2018 @ 9:21pm 
u forgot the most important line. CYKA BLYAT
wWorst 27 May, 2018 @ 8:53am 
American - pendosi
XDDDDD
Убило (Moral killed) :DD
ComedianCatto 21 Oct, 2017 @ 5:14pm 
cyka blyat idi nahui te tolka gavarish huiniu ya paydu ie ubju twoi familia e ya skushaju twoio sabaku cyka. Lol im 1/3 russian and all i can say in russian are swear words... :D davai knaif pls ilie ya hackawaju twoi compjater!
Pär 19 Oct, 2017 @ 2:15pm 
lol