Sir, you are being charged guilty by the allmighty reddit court for breaking the special november law. Your trial will start on the 3rd bloodmoon of the 976th Period after Deus Vultus Maximus. If you decide to not show up you can be by law called a "nutting in a nutshell bastard". Your ceremonial introduction to this title will then be set for the 8th Wolfhowl of the 4629th Star Constelation of Odin.

sincerely,
your mighty germanic Tihng team

This man violates the law of No Nut November.

=w=

Hmph