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You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
-- S. Rickly Christian
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Reichel's Law:
A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by
an outside force.
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Egotism, n:
Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

Egotist, n:
A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
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Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This
is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the
last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give
enough.
-- Quentin Crisp, "How to Become a Virgin"
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Your fault -- core dumped
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