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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:53am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:48am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:00am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:38am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:38am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 8:14am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 8:05am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 7:18am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 8:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:28am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:27pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:04am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:45am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:08pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:38am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 7:46am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 3:08am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 5:58am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:02am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:28am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 7:18am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:30am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:30am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 6:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 7:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:53am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 5:17am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:29pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 5:28am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:46am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 9:04am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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