what the ♥♥♥♥ LMAOOOO

you probably get no women. I do, do you know how many women I get on minecraft from my 50 clicks per second, plus my dad owns epic games which means he owns fortnite which means he owns your fortnite account, which means he knows you're win loss ratio, and knows you're so trash at fortnite, and his son can actually destory you 1000 games in a row in the save the world mode of fortnite (btw thats me if you didn't know beta male), so in conclusion you're just horrible at everything you do, your, plus you probably aren't as alpha male as me, do you know what the 2008 economic finacial crash was??? DIDNT THINK SO... do you know the answer to e = mc^2? yeah i didn't think so.. it's mc^2. HAHHAHA BAD AT THINK actually i may reconsider, nah you're bad at fortnite trash

Dear dad, I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume, and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito.
My costume is quite realistic, and I have even attached bladders to the nose things so I can ♥♥♥♥ up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing.
I could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day, and you wouldn't even recognize me as your son-child.
You would just think, "Get away, mosquito.
" From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I've designed the eyeballs.
I'd be saying, "Dad, it's me.
Dad it's me," but you wouldn't be able to understand my language because of its buzzing.
I am also into plastics now, and I am making plastic tubes that you can ♥♥♥♥ liquids through, kind of like my mosquito nose, but used for different reasons.
Hope you're doing well at camp.

Ride bike?

I dunno you said something about my car warranty?

You ride bike?