what the ♥♥♥♥ LMAOOOO

you probably get no women. I do, do you know how many women I get on minecraft from my 50 clicks per second, plus my dad owns epic games which means he owns fortnite which means he owns your fortnite account, which means he knows you're win loss ratio, and knows you're so trash at fortnite, and his son can actually destory you 1000 games in a row in the save the world mode of fortnite (btw thats me if you didn't know beta male), so in conclusion you're just horrible at everything you do, your, plus you probably aren't as alpha male as me, do you know what the 2008 economic finacial crash was??? DIDNT THINK SO... do you know the answer to e = mc^2? yeah i didn't think so.. it's mc^2. HAHHAHA BAD AT THINK actually i may reconsider, nah you're bad at fortnite trash

Dear dad, I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume, and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito.
My costume is quite realistic, and I have even attached bladders to the nose things so I can suck up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing.
I could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day, and you wouldn't even recognize me as your son-child.
You would just think, "Get away, mosquito.
" From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I've designed the eyeballs.
I'd be saying, "Dad, it's me.
Dad it's me," but you wouldn't be able to understand my language because of its buzzing.
I am also into plastics now, and I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through, kind of like my mosquito nose, but used for different reasons.
Hope you're doing well at camp.

Ride bike?

I dunno you said something about my car warranty?

You ride bike?

You have a car?

I ride bike

I have a car?

hello yes this is ur dad. go to sleep, we're going to chuck-e-cheeses tomorrow

i'm back now :(

No you come back :(
You've been gone so long

NO IT WAS A SCARY BOO LIKE A GHOST BOO
COME BACK

boo

+rep

lemme get ya digits?

Hi

Smite God

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LMAO so you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come to someone profile and start chatting ♥♥♥♥? Your delusional as hell

My B we 5-0ed you https://destinytracker.com/destiny-2/pgcr/8354922845

We Literally beat you 5-2 bozo. You didn’t beat anyone.

Damn man, Must really suck to get beat by ♥♥♥♥♥♥ players. Maybe get better?

just cause yall are bad doesnt mean you have to 3peak. play another game.

Hoppy Easter

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Hoppy Easter

Sincerely,

Happy Halloween! Have a wicked evening.

a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I just stopped to remind you that I adore you. Please drink water & stay safe inside!

Just came by to remind you to drink water and that you're loved

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UwU

uwu

dude u hecka gay

You are a big hecking nerd.. get rekt!

same

-rep horrible friend. Only keep him around to bully me. Im weird and get off to it.

+rep. awesome trader

thot

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Dont be a ♥♥♥

Please be my gurlfrend!!! *gets down on knees and bows/begs*


I'LL DO ANYTHIN!!

How am I supposed to have you be my waifu when I return :(

?

Did you delete me?

+rep nice and fast trader

+rep named after a small rectangular block typically made of fired or sun-dried clay, used in building

erp, I wanted to add you for your black rlcs decal.

i am your dad

+rep fast and nice trader,cool person too #HazeNation