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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 94.8 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 21 Jun, 2015 @ 11:55am
Updated: 21 Jun, 2015 @ 11:56am

I made a hobo, gave him a very small lot in the middle of the city, and filled it with dumpsters, benches, etc.

I had to get rid of the money I started with for a more authentic homeless feel, so I went to supermarket and bought 100 fireworks and some fish.

Lit the lot on fire with all of the fireworks.

Half the city came to my lot to join me in panicking about the fire.

Somebody died.

Celebrities were there.

Tax collectors took my recycling bin.

Went to Egypt with the money insurance gave me for burning down the dumpsters and benches.

Sold rotten fish to merchant in order to buy a tent so my guy could finally sleep.

10/10
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8 Comments
Super 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00pm 
hobo speedrun :PuroAmazed:
Peter Man Fox 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36am 
I was actually wondering how to do a Hobo run without cheats, thanks!
U DON'T NEED TO KNOW MY NAME 28 Sep, 2020 @ 10:56pm 
Now only thing left to do is getting cursed by mummy while trying to disarm bobby trap and The End
Rakkooni 17 Jun, 2019 @ 12:37pm 
LOL
e_ 5 Jul, 2018 @ 4:55am 
hehheheheheheheheh
trout man 12 May, 2018 @ 9:26am 
Wow, It worked out in the end...
Arcrehnos 20 Sep, 2016 @ 1:22pm 
But what if hobo is not kill?
perro pepsi 15 Feb, 2016 @ 6:57pm 
what the fuck