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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
40.6 hrs on record (40.6 hrs at review time)
10/10 masterpiece. May The Schwartz be with you! Best RPG in the franchise.
Notable quotes: Redemption is a form of spiritual collapse, a fall very few recover from.
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to the dark side.
Attachment leads to jealousy, the shadow of greed that is. Train your mind to let go of everything you fear to lose. Do or don't do. There is no try.
I see your schwartz is as big as mine, let us see if you can handle it.
Posted 3 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
14.7 hrs on record
My favourite batman game. 8/10
Posted 16 April, 2024.
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65 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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1.4 hrs on record
As someone in discussion forum so wisely pointed, "it is just pay2win money sink waiting to happen". I am so sick of predatory mobile gacha business model infesting the realm of PC gaming, with whales one shotting free2play hard grinders! These greedy corporate companies should not be encouraged nor enabled to normalise and make it seem acceptable to drop hundreds of dollars into a mobile game to curbstomp the f2ps. Nearly everything in market store is slapped with a p2w microtransaction label packaged as optional, monetized advertisement yet peer pressure builds up overtime to eventually succumb to the temptation to spend on perpetual black hole- the gift that keeps on taking and never quite delivering the dopamine hit. It is unfair. disbalanced and resident evil 4 gimmick is a poor excuse to be such an unethical, exploitative financial scam.
Add to that the redundant User Interface and a blatantly cash- grab designed, intermittent reinforcement gambling addiction bait.
Posted 8 December, 2023. Last edited 23 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
10/10 deep philosophical story, simple gameplay concept.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Try not to get addicted.
x Very good.
☐ Good.
☐ Nothing special.
☐ Ehh...
☐ Bad.
☐ Just don't.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget reality.
☐ Masterpiece.
x Beautiful.
☐ Good.
☐ Decent.
☐ Will do.
☐ Bad.
☐ Awful.
☐ Paint.exe...

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm.
☐ Very good.
x Good.
☐ Decent.
☐ Not too bad.
☐ Bad.
☐ Earrape.

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids.
☐ Teens.
☐ Adults.
x Everyone.

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint.
x Potato.
☐ Decent.
☐ Fast.
☐ Rich boi.
☐ Ask NASA, if they have a spare computer.

---{Story}---
☐ Nothing Special.
☐ Not greatly told.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Lovely.
x Will make you cry or smile a lot.

---{Difficulity}---
x Just press a bunch of buttons.
☐ Easy.
☐ Significant brain usage.
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master.
☐ Not so easy.
☐ Difficult.
☐ Dark Souls.

---{Grind}---
x Nothing.
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks.
☐ Isn't necessary to progress.
☐ A bit grindy sometimes.
☐ Average grind level.
☐ A bit grindy.
☐ Insanity.

---{Game Time}---
x Long enough for a cup of tea.
☐ Short.
☐ Average.
☐ Long.
☐ Depends on you.
☐ Endless.

---{Price}---
x Just buy it.
☐ Worth the price.
☐ Wait for sale.
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left.
☐ Not recommended.
☐ Don't throw money into a rubbish bin.

---{Bugs}---
x Never had any.
☐ Minor bugs.
☐ Few bugs.
☐ Can get annoying.
☐ Ruining the game.
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs.
Posted 28 November, 2023. Last edited 28 November, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Holy frickin heavens a heavy metalhead symphonic/melodic/ tolkein/ polish PAGAN METAL FAN MUST have I got high on it. Wish It consisted of the extended soundtrack with shreiker contract, words on wind, fields of ard skellieg which I had to download manually but can't play it on the inbuilt steam media player.

Get it on sale, keep it forever in high HD quality mp3 format. No regrets! GAME OF THE CENTURY! I play diablo immortal, mute its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OST and play this instead while exploring other mmorpgs. WELL WORTH EVERY PENNY SPENT!
Posted 24 February, 2023. Last edited 24 February, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Is this Code Geass Lelouche's Rebellion R1? No, wait-!! Achievement farming while actually enjoying the content here. Character aesthetics could have been improved upon, looks a tad rough hand drawing cartoonish for my tastes but cool music. 3.8/5
Posted 29 July, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Steam Autumn Sale 2018: nominated for best VR game as i very much enjoy deus ex as much as I did when 10 yo.

Review for propensity's sake and showing goodwill support to devs.
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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28 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Greatly recommended adaptation, especially so for hardcore fans of the game itself.
Highly reminiscient of the various climaxes from the game.
Free short reminder to go replay this masterpiece of a gem.
There is a very touching, emotional appeal in the middle that speaks to the humane side.
The ending was perfect. Glory to Artstotzka!
Posted 13 March, 2018. Last edited 14 March, 2018.
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16 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I loved this game. It's greatly recommended because:
> free to play
> easy achievements (follow guide)
> reasonably short
> multiple endings
> tension builds up overtime as you explore new pathways
> creepy bosses
> interactive fiction/ text adventure (you can skip in settings to save time)
> decent, monochromatic art
> intriguing horror story (for a free game)

- Can get repetitive so takes awhile to get used to the familiar pathways in order to backtrack. Easy to get lost for ADHD types. Frustrating to play in one sitting.

Achievement hunters, definitely give it a try. Worth your time. 9/10

I nominated this game for Steam awards
Posted 8 October, 2017. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
51.9 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
You want to study VG causing aggression? Let a noob play dark souls.
COD n00b + Dark Souls = Broken cntroller.
Fact. [www.ox.ac.uk]
VGs do not cause aggression. Lag does. Your incompetence at cracking it casually plays a huge factor in seeing this game as a roadblock to your lackadaisical gaming career.

It's stressful at first but once the mechanics are mastered, and you are consistently patient yet persistent with a suitable playstyle pattern, you are well on your way to recovery from fighting an allegorical state of depression. The sweet ecstacy of victory never tasted so pure. Enjoy the temporary release from surmounted frustration while it still lasts.

Don't you dare go hollow, rage-quitters! Be like a baby who falls but gets up every time. Like the spider that never gives up and continues challenging itself. It's a learning experience very well applicable to many different facets of life. Just takes a masochistic sense of humour and perspective shift to truly appreciate that.
Posted 19 September, 2017. Last edited 15 October, 2017.
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