whoever moves first is gay

ciao bello

Are you the popular designated pilot of a specialized South Korean war machine? Do you possess unmatched beauty that no other girl can ever come close to achieving? Are you being paid to participate in the war against the Omnics and reject soldiers? No? I thought so.

With her slender body, lovely hazel eyes and well-conditioned medium long hair, you simply cannot ask for any more from a woman. If an idiot male hadn't coveted D.va's beauty, he is most likely attempting to bash my fair maiden for her characteristics. To that, I say their opinions are completely childish, as they are merely jealous of her countless feats of victory. As you already know, D.va is one of the world's greatest Starcraft players of all time, already proving that she is in possession of incredible precision, reflexes, and to top it off, a master tactician. Anyone upset by D.va's charismatic and boisterous personality should expect to be ridiculed, as my empress has worked very hard and diligently to achieve this pompous state of living. And your tears only fuel her ever-growing success even more. So really, I ask of you a very simple question. What can you say about yourself?

D.va is the most attractive character in all of Overwatch. Nothing or no one will convince me otherwise. While you middle aged buffoons hopelessly stroke your microscopic slabs of meat to overrated, tasteless sluts like Mercy or Mei, I thoroughly and triumphantly pleasure my beautiful South Korean goddess each and every night. Being not only the youngest hero, but single-handedly and easily the best in the entire roster, D.va is the pinnacle of human achievement. The first thing uncultured, pitiful swines who call themselves "men" often tend to notice in a woman, is her breast size. While D.va's cup size is rather smaller than the flabby chest tumors of the other female characters, this trait only adds more to her captivating feminine charm. If you want to be a fool and cast your judgement on merely looks, even still you will notice that D.va completely obliterates any competition whatsoever.

Hey ciao