Recent reviews by Kootch

Cmon guys, have you not milked enough out of us with DLC?

I was rudely awakened at the amount of 12 year olds who wanted me to get cancer and made love to my mother last night.

GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA RUN FAST

Mere words cannot describe the majesty of this work of art, from the lolly enemies to the graceful movement system to the brief momement of grief when you fall off the edge but Lovely Plant does not want your sadness so it congratulates you with happy cheers of children, or the saddening moment when you get hit by a purple blob where you receive a enlightening pop and you are sent all the way back to the start but you are to transfixed on hitting that 1 silly apple at the end. Nothing can come close to the feeling of finishing one of those LSD trips and having one more thrust upon you but what choice do you have not to play that fantastic trippy level of apples and lollys and so the cycle repeats. The only thing limiting me from playing this game constantly is the biology of the human body which I hope advancements are made so I can endless entertain myself with this Japanese work of art.

10/10 worth every penny.

I made a big bang with warheads, then I learned how to play
10/10

Got beaten up by a naked guy with a rock, then I got eaten by a bear whilst chasing a deer
10/10

Awesome game, mainly got it for the co-op so I'm vouching for that but it is smooth, fun and crazy!

Recommended! Simply the best F2P shooter around, fairest business model and funnest gameplay. Just go and play it, and never unistall it

sweet game