Dear Bennett Foddy,
You wont shut up, this guy is one of the most annoying, inconsiderate geekinator. This guy thinks if he talks in a calming voice, it will calm me down, news flash bub, it won't. I would recommend this game to everyone, if you learned to shut up you incoherent piece of piss. You are a geek and not the game wiz, fatty. If you were a food, you would be a 1,500 calorie, triple cheese with bacon on top, cooked animal style, wait for it to sizzle then pour big sauce on it, couple drops and dumbass juice, and waiting for it to cool, hamburger. You just won ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the year, but your game will never win ANY awards. I bet your forehead is so big, I could play super duper tic-tac-toe on it. I bet it is skyscrapers high, we are talking jacksfilms level forehead. I hope your pillow is warm on both sides tonight and I hope the bed bugs bite, Bennett Foddy. I used to like you and didn't get why other people didn't like you, but now I see why they don't like you, fatty. I hope the only water that comes out of the shower nozzle is cold and I hope your toilet floods with DOOKIE. Anyone who has wishlisted this game, should unwishlist NOW. I bet you got the idea for this game, because you love to see people suffer, biggie huges. I hope they give you pickles in you spicy chicken sandwich at chick-fil-a, when you asked for NO pickles, NONEEEEE. I hope they forget your ranch when you asked for ranch at burger king, I hope they FORGET it, FORGEEEEEETTTTTT. You a liar and a person who loves to vex other people. If you EVER go on a plane AGAIN, I hope they forget to give you your, PEANUTS and (mini) PRETZELS. NEVER upload a game on steam, EVER AGAIN. Maybe next time get a team to approve your games before uploading them, because if you don't, the steam community will have to endure your HORRIBLE, GOD AWFUL, TERRIBLE, UNAMUSING, ANNOYING, IRRITATING, NO GOOD, BAD games. I'd rather watch big mouth then play this, that is DEFINITELY saying something. I hope the cockroaches supporting your house leave, so your house is reduced to NOTHING but rubble. I will be giving you a visit (in minecraft) tonight, goodbye.
Love, Sasquatch