Recent reviews by KoKa$h^

Just AWFUL drivel... The price is just insane! Not worth it, and the drawings looks like something in the kinder garten, these "devs" should just stop trying!

Avoid of all cost! This "game" is not even worth 1.99...

Its a greedy mobile game converted to pc, steam should ban this filth.

Its absolute DOGSJIT! It uses the Brand Monopoly to sellout their absolut garbage concept. Dont even think of installing this filth.

Dogsjiit Dogsjit dogsjit!

The developers have decidede to make a game, which is a great idea, they wanted to make it kinda like Battlefield, and so it begins.

The developers literally just copied Battlefield 2042, they copied the fast paced filth, they even copied the stupid operators. Seems like they dont follow what happened in the forum of 2042.
they even gawd damm copied the fokken dying.....

This game offers NOTHING else than battlefield 2042, No difference, just a lame intend to get a lot of money through microtransaction.....

7 of 10
Looks great, runs smooth, not the best, graphics have been seen better, but absolutely acceptable

5 of 10
the sound are overall nice, gun shot etc are nice. The voices is cringe and just awful
the music is jst pure garbage, thank gawd you can mute the music, unfortunately you cant mute the fokken spamming voice, spamming: Enemy is taking tons of drugs, enemy is taking Charlie 1... Delete it, the spam ruins it!

4 of 10
Lets talks facts: ITS A GAWD DAMM DYING SIMULATOR!!!
Spawn, shot, die, Spawn, shoot, die, Spawn, Shoot, Die. Repeat this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and you have this game.
The developers managed to even copy everything people didnt want in Battlefield 2042....


ONE BIG FAIL - A dying simulator - and a game that will not last long.

EDITED: 18TH OF APRIL 2025

STILL ABSOLUTE GARBAGE! remove those damm "suffering" sounds that sounds like they are having an orgasm...... Make it possible to skip all dumb exp earnings, why do i have to waste 20sec on watching dumb numbers??? Im not gonna buy your filth anyway!

Absolute GARBAGE!

Graphics is okay.

Sounds is nothing speciel
the damm talk spam from different NPC is just awful and NONE was funny. Nor is Rick and Morty..

Gameplay is boring as hell, do one mission and you have pretty much done it all.

Price: This game offers NOTHING new, and even on sale for 10 euro , its not worth the money.

Conclusion
Utter GARBAGE!

Absolute TRASH, its not a game, its a bloody interactive movie..... And the story is just AWFUL!

Horrible game, you cant jump unless the game tell you to, i mean, you are a gawd damm normal cat and not a cat sick with tetanus (its a cat thats completely stiff - google it)
You cant die unless these damm things jump on your back and you do not spam the key to get them off of you.
The game hold your hand from start to where i am now, and i seriously do not think i am going to play this filth any more, its a game for idiots who's brain was removed from the head. Its linear as hell, you have NO room for exploring its just "press W" and let it run.

This is a console port gone terrible WRONG when portet to PC. These developers think gamers are completely retarded.

How this game have got "Overwhelmingly Poistive" is a damm "puzzle", it must mean there are too many idiots walking around with no brain.

Its not the most beautiful graphics ever seen, not the worse either. Its alright. The cat sometimes looks like its made of yarn. And thank FOKK the developers have added UW monitor support, and not being as lazy as the morons at Fromsoftware who dont give a fokk about UW monitor players, who have paid, imo, too much money for their game to watch black bars in the sides.. (IMO ultrawide monitors give you so much more immersion in games because of the field of view)

The sounds are okay all around, but the cat sounds like a plastic toy. in my house i have the most talking cat (Sphynx cats are really social and can be talking alot) and my cat sounds nothing like it, nor have my 4 others cats ever sounded like this.
Rain sounds are relaxing, but isent it raining the most of this game?
Music is kind, hmm, i just halfed it, i dont think it offered much for the immersion.

This is clearly a console port and it feels like one for sure, PC version feels like an afterthought and a "that will do".

As i said above, the gameplay is pure, its linear and you cant really die or have ANY free will what so ever.
The devs clearly think their costumers are pure idiots. Maybe they are right!?

The game isent fun because of the gameplay.
I have had cats for the last 24 years of my life, and cats can be the most clumsy fools when jumping or playing, but this cat is the worlds most perfect acrobat ever seen. Why not let people jump where ever or when ever they want?
Let the player immerse themselves being a cat. If this game was a car race simulator you would control the speeder and the game would no ANYTHING else for you. The game is literally play YOU, you are NOT playing IT, you are just pressing some dumb keys! You can almost just close your eyes, press W and hold it, spam "Space", spam the key to get rid of the "rats", sometimes Meow and you can complete the game with closed eyes. Its almost that easy. A huge let down in my opinion.

None of the characters are any important and they are all forgetable, and i sometimes get annoyed as hell because of that thing with a TV face.
I wish i could control the cat and piss on him, or piss on carpet, defecate in shoes, in food, on dishes, and i wish i could shed hair everywhere around and real people would have the worse allergies. One think that makes ZERO sense, why the HELL are the robots wearing cloth? WTF!?

The game is absolutely NOT worth full price, i bought this in the summer sale (2024) for 9 Euro, i will say, thats a reasonal price for a smaller and linear game where you pretty much have ZERO openworld or areas to explore, i mean cats are the most curious animals sometimes, right?
It is NOT worth full price or above 13-15 Euro, therefor i only give it 3 of 10 because at release they demanded around 27.99 euro which its ABSOLUTELY NOT worth! And now their "main price" is 16,79 euro which it's not worth either. still to much for such game! The game quality and value do not follow.
If you have a lazy sunday with hangovers or high as hell, then this game would be perfect because you dont need to think, the game tell you everything even though you disable the most in the game settings.

I cannot recommend this because of the gameplay is made for people who cant think and wants to be hand-holded through the whole damm game. I cannot recommend this game because the controllings, you have ZERO free will (i cant remember the correct word, i am not English)
I can recommend it when the game is on a bigger sale (price around 10 euro or under). the game does not give you great enough content for more than max 15 euro, and even that is a little to much i think,


This game was praised and hyped by so many, and as mentioned, it "Overwhelmingly Positive" here on steam, so when i bought this game a few days are go, i hoped for a game where you as a cat could do those things you can see you own cat do, play, have fun, explore, and take risky decision and try high jumps and long jumps like cats can do in realy life, but all i got was a hammer that smashed my excitement for finally playing this game.

I adore all cats, but this cat do not represent any normal cats. I would say 1, this cat is handicapped and 2, this cat is sick with tetanus.

I am not sure if i am going to refund the game yet, i think i will continue play it, but i doubt i will change my mind about the game later on. if i ever do, i will edit this review.

Have a great day out there nevertheless :)

I Absolutely love this game, its a deep RPG, everyone NPC are alive and lives a life, works and enjoy life in the taverns and inns after work.

And absolutely pleasure to play.

I have played this game through 7 times, and i am doing the 8th at the moment.

When the game was released in february 2018, the game had stunning graphics. It was beautiful to look at most of the times, but a few times where it was awful. Its still pretty close to that now, 6 years later.

Although i love this game, i do NOT like the lockon system, it is really annoying and should ONLY be a part of the console version, it makes the game feel clumsy when fighting the enemy. I cannot see we not just point at the enemy would be enough. I wish a more Mordhau, Chivalry was made into the game instead, that would have made the game feel way more smooth and less clunky.

The bigger fights (sieges) is kind of a let down, because you dont really feel you are in a siege, just in a random fight. There is no big fights like it would be under sieges and it feels like. The cutscenes show you a huge army, and when you get to fight it, you get max 10 on each side of the battle, here i wish it would be like Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord, here you really feel you are in a siege and a huge war between 2 or more sides. Its a little let down

The game is fun, you have a hole map you freely can explore between quests or even while questing. and being nosy really pay you if you fight, ride and search the many abandoned houses and deep forests adventures. The hunting is kind of lame though, you do not feel its necessary while playing it, and your hunger dont really require it because there are pot on camp fires all over the maps and town you freely can go and eat from without consequences.
Again the RPG in this game makes it fun, you cant loot other if someone watches you, you have to be silent to successfully loot or rob people and crates, they way you level up your skills just adds to immersion.
You cant just walking to peoples property or houses, if you trespasses and called out and do not leave immediately, the home owner will call the guards. Its fantastic.

Voices are great, but they should have added more staff for the voices. Its kinda immersion breaker when you have several NPCs with the same voice.

The Music is very atmospheric, fits the adventures, fights and sneaky situations.

The DLCs for this game was a little to expensive for a half and hour extra play. Some of the DLCs was even to boring.
I would not recommend anyone to buy the DLCs for full price, its not worth it. Only the Hans Cupon DLC and the Theresa one felt funny. Rest was to much a grind and "Let just release something".


Even though you are a Blacksmith son, there if NO weapons or armour crafting. The best weapons are a little to easy to get early. The survival part of the game really need a more intriging and deep feeling into it, since you can find food for free everywhere and there are no thirst bars, which i think should have been included since you have to eat to stay healthy and buffed

As mentioned above, the sieges is a let down when you only fight 10v10 and you dont feel that you have any 1 on1 in these fights, its like you can just stand still and watch them


The main game is worth the money, even the price they wanted at release, you have several 100 hours of gameplay,

The game is for hardcore RPG fans, if you are a casual gamer who just want to finish in a swift, this game if most likely not for you, because this game is deep and the NPCs are alive, so the vendors will not be open at night etc.

But if you like immersion which this game is a HUGE 9 of 10, this game is for you. it have been an absolute pleasure to play this game, and today the next Warhorse game will be revealed and i really hope it will be the sequel to this game.

I absolutely love this game.

Arse N' Balls. Henry have come to see us.

Cant give it much credit when you cant build a slope that is green and that will be recognized as green in the game... wtf

I have played all of your games, but this filth....

Just the fact you havent even bothered to add UW monitor support makes me automatically thumb down this pile of filth.

I liked your previous games, the sequel was a little of the record though, but this is just landfield material.
I played this game for 15 minutes, and just past the part where Alex smashed down Mac.
I was sitting on the edge of my chair just hungering to find a gun, i would kill Randy/andy or what the hell his name was, i even wanted to kill Gabe, infact the cringe and sh!t made me fokken want to find some fokken rifle and commit terrorism in that game city.

My oath a pile of filth you have made here.

But because you didnt even bothered to add UW monitor support as i said, i wont bother making a proper review.
This is a huge thumb down. The story is just soo cringy i wanted to hurt everyone around me. Its so embarrassing playing this pile of cow dung.
And there are no gawd damm gameplay except looking around and just do nothing pretty much.....
Thank gawd i did not pay for this filth.

You have gone from great story in the first, to worse in the sequel to absolute cringy TRASH.

Do better or go to hell!
Embarrassing!

HOLY HELL.

First of all, i am NOT doing a review like i use to, i am using as much effort as the developers have done making this pile of filth.

Story -10 of 10
Gameplay -5 of 10
Fun -12 of 10
Graphics 4 of 10
Price 1 of 10
Controls 1 of 10
Sounds 2 of 10
Fail 200 of 10

WTF is this filth.
This game is NOT worth money. Its not even worth reading about. I havent found one single thing that is just a little good in it. The stupid pet is walking in front of you all the time, i just want to kill that fokken sh!t The friendly AI is just awful. complete disaster, they talk stupid, they are dumb AF, these people are some you would bully their whole damn life. What the hell have UBISOFT thought of??? Yeah, money, but seriously...

Its now official: UBISOFT is the absolute WORST developer and fokken publisher in the history of gaming. Past 5 years, only 2-3 games have been somewhat good, rest absolute FILTH.

And people give this filth "Mostly Positive"..... You have obviously NEVER played a great game. This is BELOW mediocre. Its an absolute waste of effort.

UBI-SH!T-SOFT have ZERO fokken quality in their products anymore. Its time for them to lower the price with more than 80%, their sh!t i not fokken worth it.
This game is a crime to humanity.
Only ruSSians should be allowed to play this as a fokken punishment for keeping Putler as president.

And you gawd damm add fokken third person in the gawd damm camps? Just for that you deserve a huge NEGATIVE review. What kind of drugs were you doing while making this pile of vomit?

My oath what a fokken fail this game is. No, its not even a game, its just a program pretending to be a game..

UBISOFT - FOKK YOU!