Recente recensies door Protein Huntress

This game is very similar in geography and general level of nonsense to a typical nightmare for me.

That being said, this game brings me back to the time I smoked crack whilst watching Ratatoing.

Rocco Sifredi Simulator 2016

An incredibly fun follow-up to HuniePop! HuniePop was a game for people who like perverted animated girls and those stupid phone games where you have to wait to play, and then takes out the waiting part, adds in some funny dialogue and rewards you with a ton of pornographic images(if you install the incredibly easy patch that even my n00b ass could figure out).

HunieCam takes all of the girls from the first game(aside from the secret characters), adds in some new ones(which are hit or miss) and plays a sort of porno website angle. It's a camgirl porn tycoon/clicker game and it's incredibly fun. Super easy to figure out and incredibly addicting. The images you unlock this time are rather tame compared to the first game but honestly, the game is good enough that it doesn't really matter all that much.

The only complaints I could think of would be A) once you unlock all the acheivements there's really no point to keep playing other than trying to get a higher score(and I doubt your hardcore gamer friends are going to be impressed with your score for Greasy Porno Manager 2016). And B) The soundtrack is pretty much one tune that loops throughout the game. Which doesn't really bother me anyway because this is the type of game I like to play while listening to a podcast or Howard Stern or something.

A fun, short little game that plays like a less difficult Hotline Miami(once you get used to the controls). The gunplay is fun, you have to actually ♥♥♥♥ the revolvers and rifles before you shoot each bullet which makes for some very unique and satisfying gunplay.

The artstyle is all hand-drawn and you can tell that a lot of work went into it and I can appreciate the hard work. The story is maybe average or slightly above average but the funny dialogue more than makes up for it and it's the gameplay that really matters here. I'll also say that while there's no voice acting, I don't think I'm alone when I say that I'd much prefer no voice acting than really bad line readings. The main character is a fun antihero with a dry and dark sense of humor that I really appreciate.

When it comes to the soundtrack I really only remember one song looping throughout the entire game and while it is a decent track, it gets old after awhile. This is definitely a game to turn down the music and play a podcast in the background and you'll get a nice afternoon out of it.

I remember when this game first came out on some gaming site. It had a free trial and I made several accounts just to play through the 20-40 minute free trial over and over again.

Once I grew to be much older(and got a credit card) I was finally able to play the game for a measly 5 bucks on Steam. I can safely say that this game is just as good, if not better than I remember. A simple and fun strategy game with tons of fun mini-games and breather minigame levels. The plant designs are fun and creative with cute little names.

It's also one of those games with a perfect difficulty where it can be pretty hard, but not "pick up a big centipede even though you're scared of centipedes and use it to beat a rabid wolf that's attacking you even though you're scared of both things and it's -20 degrees outside" hard.

I must also quickly add that, once you beat the main game one of the cutest and catchiest songs that I've ever heard starts to play and it's fantastic.

Great, simple fun. Here you get the first two Zombie Army games remastered(and they run way better than they do when bought seperately I should add) as well as a third installment with plenty of new levels.

Basically go alone or with your pals through plenty levels shooting zombies and experiencing that satisfying killcam that the Sniper Elite games gave you. Very little story here. Just enough to hold the levels together but honestly, who cares?

Playing the game on the highest difficulty settings gives you that perfect level of difficulty where it's really hard, but not enough to piss you off too horribly much.

All in all a great game to either play alone while listening to podcasts or creepypastas late at night or with some friends for some mindless and gratifying fun. It's very simple and practically void of story, but oftentimes story doesn't matter.

If you have this game in your library because you bought it on sale then you're missing out if you haven't tried it yet. If you see it on sale around the holidays, there are definitely worse ways to throw away a few doll hairs.

The story is crap, the graphics are only slightly above the minimal requirements and it's not remotely scary despite what many(for some unknown reason) will say. How this game has been featured in so many "scariest games" list is beyond my understanding.

That being said, none of that matters. What you have here is an EXTREMELY FUN mostly linear FPS shoot em up that plays like Max Payne; what with environments and items that react to getting shot, slo-mo, a fairly diverse arsenal(although you can only hold on to a few weapons at a time, bummer) and nonstop firefights.

Computer monitors will explode with electricity when shot, papers on desks will fly everywhere, metal surfaces will spark when fired upon, and fire hydrants blow up. This combined with a bullet-time ability makes for endless fun. Aside from the Max Payne series, F.E.A.R. is the only game that comes to mind when I think of the bullet-time ability done perfectly. There's a few melee combat tricks you can pull off but aside from the normal "hit them with your gun" attack these are largely just for show.

Every encounter is randomly generated meaning that every time you fight a squad of enemies it will play out differently, even if you reload a save. Also, the enemy A.I. is superb. You can hear your enemies call out commands to eachother based on what's happening and I've never seen another game pull this off so seemlessly(usually enemy A.I. has a fair amount of hiccups and are largely idiots. Especially in games that came out around this time).

The weapons are fun to play with you've got your assault rifles, a submachine gun, an awesome pump shotgun(that you may have already heard about, it rivals Half-Life's shotgun in notoriety), a sniper rifle, a gun that shoots stakes at semi-auto that can nail enemies to the wall(fun as hell), and plenty of explosives among other things.

If you were hoping to be scared or intrigued by any kind of story, then go in with little to no expectations. However if you're fine with a game being carried by awesome gameplay and a fairly healthy length, look no further.

There's also two expansions that will provide you with at LEAST 6 more hours of the same unique gunplay if you haven't had your fill by the end of it. I highly recommend you play F.E.A.R. and its two expansions.

"This game was made by HitlerWare."

-Videogamedunkey

This is easily in my top 20 if not top 10 video games of all time.

I personally like really dark and violent media as well as the concept of snuff films in fiction. Now, when you combine that with Rockstar Games package(Great humour, writing, voicework, visuals etc) you get this masterpiece.

Taking place in the Grand Theft Auto universe, you play as James Earl Cash; a death row inmate who's execution was ♥♥♥♥♥ and who is forced by a perverted snuff film director to partake in the ultimate snuff film. You have to kill your way through the crappy part of the already crappy Carcer City in parts of the town that the director(Starkweather) has fixed with an infinite supply of cameras. As the action escalates you are put up against tougher and more disturbing gangs until finally you are thrown into an insane asylum overrun by some disturbed and heavily armed crazies.

Rarely does a game reach this level of brutality and grit. Humour is thrown in the game in the form of funny enemy dialogue and the director(played expertly by the wonderful Brian Cox) speaking to you and encouraging you via an earpiece. The darkness and humour works together superbly.

While I do like Manhunt 1 and 2 in their old school Rockstar Games glory, I really hope that Rockstar decides to work on a third installment with the new technology available today. I prefer Rockstar back when they did games around these times due partially to the Rockstar Games look, but I cannot deny how great their writing and gameplay works with their recent games. GTA V being the technical masterpiece that it is, I can not imagine how much of an insane and breathtaking experience a Manhunt game in the current era would be to have.

*****It is worth mentioning however, that it is really hard to get this game running on Steam. I played this game on the original Xbox.****




**** Manhunt 2 *****
This game(Manhunt 1) is truly a gem that I only wish had more sequels. The second game in my opinion was very good as well. All of the console versions of Manhunt 2 have been horribly censored however, the fully uncut PC version is available on Amazon and I highly recommend you play that one as well if you enjoyed the first game. It doesn't have a snuff theme but it goes in its own direction and the characters and story are both really unique and enjoyable and the violence is even more extreme.

So it's basically Far Cry 3(Which I love by the way) except...

-Everything is neon
-It references all of my favorite 80's things
-All of the weapons are from great movies(Predator, Robocop, Terminator, Rambo)
-The soundtrack is techno(the good kind of techno)
-You play as a Robocop, Terminator and Universal Soldier hybrid who is voiced by Michael Biehn
-All of the wildlife is altered and made cooler(Robot sharks, robot aligators, neon snakes, neon dragons, glowing neon eels etc.)
-The cutscenes are hilarious and done in Super Nintendo/Sega Genesis fashion
-The sense of humour in this is very well realized and funny
-Every game mechanic is reskinned in a creatively silly manner(including the healing and pilfering)
-The collectibles are VHS tapes and old-school television sets.
-The entire setting is neon

Now, if you've played Far Cry 3(my favorite game in the FarCry series) then you'll know whether or not you want to play this based on my review. If all of this sounds cool to you then I suggest waiting for a sale so the game will be criminally cheap.

There is but one flaw in this game in my opinion... Uplay.

I'm not sure what it is, but this game has an undeniable and infectious charm. I'm no expert on game development but I always found the concept really interesting and have heard that this game will teach you some things about it. Also, incredibly addicting and (especially after playing Game Dev Tycoon) I sort of feel pretty good knowing that my purchase and the purchase from many others has supported Greenheart Games.