Recent reviews by The Green Duckie

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In all seriousness, I never thought I would fall in love with a game so fast and keep playing it. Recommended it to friends since and we are having a great time

I haven't laughed that much in a long time. Thank you for the beautiful game

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good (nothing special)
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
✅ Well written
🔲 Epic story
🔲 Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price
✅ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
✅ High end
✅ NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~
🔲 Long enough for a cup of coffee
🔲 Short
🔲 Average
✅ Long
🔲 To infinity and beyond


~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
✅ Actually pretty amusing
✅ The kind of fun you'll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
✅ Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ Bugs ~
🔲 Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
✅ Can get annoying
✅ Not bugs but features
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes (eventhough I waited for a sale)

A masterpiece. Story is told in a minimalistic way but it creates really strong emotions. Ended up playing the game several times and intending to continue doing so

Great to play with friends they said. I had only 3 friends and I lost them because of this game. Forever alone once more