hey what yuou wanna play tonight?

This user sent me a scathing, unsolicited message, brutally criticising a personal possession of mine that, I am genuinely baffled, they somehow knew I had. Here’s the message in question:

"It's rubbish........Germany engineering Rules 🏁 big........Lexus is overprized overrated ,rise bolier.....😆🙋"

I am deeply troubled, not only by the sheer audacity of this critique but by the fact that they have somehow infiltrated my private life. I have no idea how they discovered this item, yet here they are, using this knowledge to tear it down in the cruelest of ways.

I have been left shaken, unsure of what other personal information they might have uncovered. Please, if you value your possessions, do not engage with this user – my heartfelt warning. --rep

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leopold dicklick

Actually the king of da 905

Crodems been talking ♥♥♥♥ fam don't mess wit this yute or he'll ♥♥♥♥ u up fam no cap on god fam