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19.7 hrs on record
As if anyone needed to say it, Portal is one of, if not the best video game series I've ever played. I've replayed both games many times, tried community maps, made some of my own, and have put hours into just noclipping around to explore.

The atmosphere, characters, music, gameplay, it all creates a solid gem. I only wish that we would get a Portal 3, but we all know how hard it is to count that high.
Posted 24 December.
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1.6 hrs on record
Gameplay was fun, it's your typical Hitman game. Some complain it doesn't teach you well enough, Hitman in general is not a game for the impatient and intuitive, although with any experience this changes pretty rapidly. It's just a slow game, can't rush anything until you know exactly what you're doing.

However this is also crappy for demanding I sign up to their service. What exactly do you need my email for, and why do I have to be online just to play when so much crap is downloaded to my PC just to play a damn demo?

I will not be buying this title, and probably will not buy other Hitman titles either. I will play my xbox copies if I want to be my favorite hitman.
Posted 24 December.
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57.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I died
Posted 10 December.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.0 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
My hours are dishonest as I played this on an older account and on Xbox back in the day, but this series still remains one of my favorites. Right after Portal, but before Half Life because I admittedly never beat the latter.

Still fun, workshop is incredible, just a hands down well made game. It's no wonder Vermintide took off as it did, horde killers focusing on movement and achieving goals is just a niche you can't fill too much on. Now if only I could stop having Skill Issues with melee and REALLY play the game it was intended...

I nominate this game as eligible within what I call the Steam Essentials Library. Not that I needed to clarify that it was ever worthy. Sorry B4B but you can't top perfection.
Posted 24 November.
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1.4 hrs on record
I staple the squirrel to her skin lest she gets the flies again
Posted 2 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
I wish I could refund it so my friend could get his money back.

EA account needed to play? I know how this one goes. My info gets stolen in some way, shape, form, whatever. I of course as a customer agreeing to their tos get screwed over (or more like in this case my friends money does), then I get told "we're so sorrrry, we promise next time for sure this time it won't happen again. By the way, did you know there's Sims dlc for sale? Just go ahead and give us your money for that sense of pride and achievement."

At least Steam keeps my stuff safe. Get lost EA
Posted 23 October.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
I don't enjoy this game in any capacity, nor do I think it is worth the bang of buck.

This game struggles with its identity, the community is up in arms about the devs and their choices, the in game balance is extremely poor and either not well thought out or the devs only like some parts while others are left in the dark.

Though there is much charm in low poly styles, many assets of this game come off lazy by nature including the player character.

Controls and actual building might be difficult, this is partially because these kinds of games are just complex, the other part is that the physics of this game are questionable not unlike other games in the vehicle building genre.

There is no reason this game can't thrive even more and with real developer love it could shine more, but in its current state I just don't recommend it to anyone. There are better options.
Posted 17 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
115.1 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
I decided to finally give it another shot after so many updates and honestly I'm liking it.

Feels pretty solo most of the time with some multiplayer sprinkled in here and there. Half the time I'm not sure what I'm doing at events but it's pretty rewarding just existing in the game at any given time. The Fallout 4 building got me to want to build in 76, which has absolutely expanded upon the mechanic but it's janky in ways that almost make it a turn off. Snapping stuff in particular is annoying but it works enough.

I personally would like even more building budget so I could deck out my whole lot. The game seriously feels like it pushes you to get the 1st Club in order to get the best QoL features but at least I can share those perks with my team for the most part. This is the most casual MMO I've played so definitely worth it for easy going gaming
Posted 24 May.
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43.0 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
I carry a MG-206 Heavy Machine Gun for self defense, since that is what the founding patriots intended.

Four heavy automatons board onto my destroyer. As the patriotic citizen I am, I scream "FOR DEMOCRACY!"

I grab my Helldiver cape and gas powered mini-gun, blow a hundred golf ball sized holes through the first devastator, his hardware fails on the spot. Draw my GP-31 Grenade Pistol on the second squad, miss him entirely because the leader temporarily blinds me with his laser sights and it blows up the cowardly onboard storage bay supervisor.

I have to rely on the Pelican seated in the hangar down the stairs loaded with heavy armor piercing missiles, "YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE". The rocket barrage rips and tears the flanking patrol into scrap, the sound of metal on metal and internal explosions causes nearby Destroyers to sound their sirens.

Switch gears and ram the last terrified automaton who has lost connection to his gestalt consciousness, briefly pondering on the meaning of existence. He screams out into the void for backup sending weak signals to any planetary outpost before losing charge as it's impossible for his pathetic shriek to bypass the signal jammers blazing around him.

Ah yes, as Super Earth intended.
Posted 3 May.
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11.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Best Elder Scrolls game.
Posted 2 May.
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