Recent reviews by Kagger

170 countries. C'mon man. You're doing a terrible job.

The ♥♥♥♥ just happened?

I get my ♥♥♥♥ pushed in. I hate this game.
10/10 would play again.

The remote play makes this game worth it. I was playing with my little brother and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did we die laughing at us just wrestling each other off the cliff for the first thirty minutes before we even went through the sliding door and got it stuck.

Listen, it feels like I'm fighting drunk, half the time I game I'm high.

Let me explain how glorious this game is.
I'm sitting there afk because I had to take a piss. My friend ended up watching a sand storm blow over and flay the skin off my body. I layed there dead my friend played the drum in my honor until he perished too.
10/10
Would die again.
Another time is the fact that we got trapped by two dudes we killed.
It goes as such.

In our time of enjoying a exploration of the river, we came across these to that became hostile. So with a death and then a two handed sword I returned naked and glorious! I attacked and that one child was really good at dodging. We learned how to swing our swords that day as I was able to sneak into the house and kill both of them but allas, the door closed behind me and I was locked in. My friend found where they were (Standing ontop of their house) which prompted him to kick them off which they dissassambled the roof onto to put one ontop. We are trapped. Cold, we only have human flesh and a campfire to feast on..... help

1-2 hours.
Clicking on everything with the scanner. (We can tell you're a noob)
2-10
You got a sail ship. Get pirated. Get Slammed into and watch your ship get taken away. Zip back onto it shoot two guys out. Get called a aimbotter. Fly off and meet two random guys who give me a new engine.
10-15
Run with friend and fly around killing mantas and green bug bois. Get rekt by bois. Regroup.
15-30
Finally have a decent ship with four engines. Fly into a wall of clouds for the first time trying to get to the other side. FINALLY GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! Log off cause break time. Phew

Friend laughs at me cause I did 180 and didn't go through the wall.

This game is amazing. Don't be afraid to lose your ship. You know how to make a better one each time.

Kagger: Come
Kagger: Join me
Taklulas: NO
Kagger: you know
Kagger: You want to
Taklulas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kagger: Come it's only a one hour match with brs
Taklulas: OH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Taklulas: MY BP JUST SPIKED
Taklulas: THINKING ABOUT IT

10/10 would play again.

The game is good, if you're alone it's very very tedious and dark and gloomy. If my friends *hint hint* Could buy this game we'd probably have a ton of laughs.