Recente recensies door KOSOTA

I bought Schedule I thinking I’d just "try it out", next thing I know, six hours have vanished, my empire is booming.

This game? Butter smooth. Not a single bug. Feels more polished than my grandma’s antique furniture. The mechanics are easy to pick up but deep enough to keep you hooked. Packaging? Satisfying. Mixing? Addictive. Driving? There are cars, there are skateboards, and you can jump onto roofs like some parkour junkie.

Fun police chases? Check.
Taser to the face? Check.
Full-on gang shootouts? Double check.

But the real magic? The mixology.

You can create dozens of custom concoctions, each with hilarious side effects. Customers might:
🔴 Puke their guts out
🟡 Fart uncontrollably
🟢 Go bald instantly
🔵 Get LASER EYES (???!)
💥 Or straight-up EXPLODE.

I have never laughed so hard at a drug empire simulator.

And no weird teleporting nonsense like that other drug dealer game. Here, you DRIVE like a true entrepreneur.

Best part? One dude made this. ONE GUY. And there are already 200,000 players (plus probably a few pirates out there, buy the game, ya cheapskates). The dev is pushing DAILY updates like he's running a cartel himself.

Honestly? I'd pay €30 or more for this, but it's cheap right now. So buy it before the price goes up!

10/10 - Would get tased again.

Factorio is a life-consuming masterpiece that transforms your brain into an efficiency-obsessed machine, trading sleep, relationships, and sanity for the unparalleled joy of watching your factory grow beautifully and endlessly.

Manor Lords: Where one developer proves that you don't need a kingdom-sized team to conquer the gaming world, leaving AAA titles quaking in their boots as they crumble like medieval castles before this indie gem's might.

Palworld, where the only thing more expendable than my in-game resources is my moral compass. Imagine Pokémon on a corporate retreat – "Gotta Exploit 'Em All!"

In this pixelated utopia, you can turn your lovable critters into combat machines, make 'em work harder than my coffee maker on a Monday morning, or, if you're feeling particularly Gordon Ramsay-ish, toss 'em in a stew. Pal a la carte, anyone?

The crafting system is less intense than my last attempt at assembling IKEA furniture.

This game is where friendship is just a transaction away, and the only thing darker than my humor is the abyss of questionable life choices I've made in-game. Happy exploiting, you heartless overlord!

This game is amazing, until you've played it for years. They make ridiculous changes, every patch, prolonging any goal of finishing it. So the question is... this game or One Piece, which one will reach its goal first?

I've been a fan of Stronghold since I was 7 years old. I still remember opening the original CD disk and now, at 29, I'm reliving those moments with the Stronghold Definitive Edition on Steam.

This remaster is like stepping into a time machine. The graphics are sharper and the gameplay smoother, but the heart of Stronghold, the thrill of building your castle and fending off enemies hasn't changed a bit. It’s awesome to see how the game that I’ve kept on my shelf for years, still holds up today, just with a fresh coat of paint.

For anyone who loved the original or is just curious about a classic, this game is a must-try. It's simple: if you want to experience a piece of strategy game history with a modern touch, this game is the way to go. It's not just a game to me, it's a piece of my childhood, and I'm stoked to see it come back to life. <3

Can't place that there m'lord!

F.

Better than Starfield.

Launch day review.

I recently had the chance to try out the new early access game from the survival, management, space genre. The game looks really promising and it has some really nice features. There are a few interesting features that I found enjoyable as a player, such as resource management and expanding main base.

However, it's still launch day and there are a few bugs that need to be fixed. The UI could use some work to make it more user friendly and the game could use more content in certain areas, but the developers seem to be working hard to fix them soon. Other than that, the game runs smoothly and I'm having a lot of fun with it.

I'm really looking forward to see how the game will turn out in the future. It has a great concept and a lot of potential, so I'm sure it will be great once all the kinks are worked out.

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.