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38.5 hrs on record
This game is a huge letdown. It's poorly done, unoptimized, and feels incredibly rushed. There are countless game-breaking bugs, and the movement is janky and frustrating. The whole experience feels like a cash grab rather than a labor of love. To make matters worse, they're releasing a completely unnecessary DLC with a casino, instead of fixing the core game first. It's clear they care more about milking more money from players than delivering a quality product. I’m very sad and disappointed—unfortunately, I can't refund this garbage. Save your money unless you're okay with all these issues.
Posted 20 June. Last edited 21 August.
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11.1 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Manor Lords: Where one developer proves that you don't need a kingdom-sized team to conquer the gaming world, leaving AAA titles quaking in their boots as they crumble like medieval castles before this indie gem's might.
Posted 26 April.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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8.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Palworld, where the only thing more expendable than my in-game resources is my moral compass. Imagine Pokémon on a corporate retreat – "Gotta Exploit 'Em All!"

In this pixelated utopia, you can turn your lovable critters into combat machines, make 'em work harder than my coffee maker on a Monday morning, or, if you're feeling particularly Gordon Ramsay-ish, toss 'em in a stew. Pal a la carte, anyone?

The crafting system is less intense than my last attempt at assembling IKEA furniture.

This game is where friendship is just a transaction away, and the only thing darker than my humor is the abyss of questionable life choices I've made in-game. Happy exploiting, you heartless overlord!
Posted 19 January.
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227.2 hrs on record (217.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is amazing, until you've played it for years. They make ridiculous changes, every patch, prolonging any goal of finishing it. So the question is... this game or One Piece, which one will reach its goal first?
Posted 27 December, 2023.
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70 people found this review helpful
13.5 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I've been a fan of Stronghold since I was 7 years old. I still remember opening the original CD disk and now, at 29, I'm reliving those moments with the Stronghold Definitive Edition on Steam.

This remaster is like stepping into a time machine. The graphics are sharper and the gameplay smoother, but the heart of Stronghold, the thrill of building your castle and fending off enemies hasn't changed a bit. It’s awesome to see how the game that I’ve kept on my shelf for years, still holds up today, just with a fresh coat of paint.

For anyone who loved the original or is just curious about a classic, this game is a must-try. It's simple: if you want to experience a piece of strategy game history with a modern touch, this game is the way to go. It's not just a game to me, it's a piece of my childhood, and I'm stoked to see it come back to life. <3

Can't place that there m'lord!
Posted 7 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
328.8 hrs on record (328.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 28 September, 2023. Last edited 28 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
34.2 hrs on record (27.3 hrs at review time)
Better than Starfield.
Posted 7 September, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
9.2 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Launch day review.

I recently had the chance to try out the new early access game from the survival, management, space genre. The game looks really promising and it has some really nice features. There are a few interesting features that I found enjoyable as a player, such as resource management and expanding main base.

However, it's still launch day and there are a few bugs that need to be fixed. The UI could use some work to make it more user friendly and the game could use more content in certain areas, but the developers seem to be working hard to fix them soon. Other than that, the game runs smoothly and I'm having a lot of fun with it.

I'm really looking forward to see how the game will turn out in the future. It has a great concept and a lot of potential, so I'm sure it will be great once all the kinks are worked out.
Posted 20 January, 2023.
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71.2 hrs on record
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Posted 9 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
703.4 hrs on record (603.6 hrs at review time)
Anyway, like I was sayin', the mushroom is the fruit of the woods. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, mushroom-kabobs, mushroom creole, mushroom gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple mushroom, lemon mushroom, coconut mushroom, pepper mushroom, mushroom soup, mushroom stew, mushroom salad, mushroom and potatoes, mushroom burger, mushroom sandwich. That- that's about it.
Posted 9 January, 2023.
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