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／`ミ _x 彡
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/ ヽ ﾉ
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| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)_)
＼二つ加我兄弟
💗 * 👑 * 🐛 * 🚘 * 💄 * 👃 * 💙 * 🌳 * 📗 * 🐠 * 🕺 * 👳 * 📀 * 🚙 * 🌏 * 🎈
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car.
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says.
"Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* There's only one thing worse than feeling inferior, and that's being able to prove it.
🍖 * 🎫 * 📒 * 🔋 * 🐊 * 💛 * 🍧 * 🏀 * 🥗 * 🚕 * 👹 * 👔 * 🐝 * 🌂 * 📘 * ⛳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*