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＼二つ加我兄弟
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ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car.
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says.
"Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* There's only one thing worse than feeling inferior, and that's being able to prove it.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*