Git gud

I LOVE JOJOS BIZARE ADVENTURE

"Baseball is like a fine wine—complex, intoxicating—however it is not a beverage nor is it made with grapes. I am confused. Where am I? Where is my wife?"
- John Baseball

Imagine not being able to catch a fish in hand sim. Right? I know guys, only a loser wouldn't be able to catch a fish in hand sim. I bet those who don't have fish in hand sim still have their mamas tuck them into bed because they're a little too dumb to really even know how to fish in the first place.
But me? I'm the opposite. Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear. For I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering. As I cast into the aquatic abyss, a man scorn by this uncaring earth finds solace in the sea. My only friend. The worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet. I fish.

Git gud

When you gonna catch a fish in Hand Sim?