> join game
> get into squad with a player playing as scout
> scout can put down IEDs and detonate them remotely
> be standing in spawn
> scout whips out an IED and sticks it on my butt while I'm crouching
> it sticks and doesn't fall off
> everyone is laughing
> i'm the squad's suicide bomber
> proceed to charge into battle
> forget about IED
> kill a few dudes
> end up running into enemy squad around corner
> remember IED
> charge around corner while telling scout to detonate his IED
> enemies mow me down
> for a second, they think they have won
> no
> IED explodes a second after I die
> the squad gets blown up
> enemies are salty as all hell in all chat

allahu akbar