-rep this guy claims to be a “professional” breast inspector but when I tried to schedule an appointment he kept leaving emails un-read for weeks at a time! And when I finally got into his clinic he wouldn’t stop talking about some computer game about hunting wild monsters or something, to the point that he poked one of my badonkadoohickies with one of his tools because he wasn’t paying attention!!!!! Next time I need my baddledoobawadadadas inspected I’ll stick with one of my beautiful chungus wives, as even they are infinitely more professional than this poser.

ghosts are real and literally EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS IN YOUR HOME

ROOM

-rep said he will officiate my wedding, but only showed up to the reception. He proceeded to loudly rustle through bags of chips and yelled at guests “WANNA HEAR MY ELON MUSK IMPRESSION??” Over and over even though they didn’t pay attention to him. Also tried smuggling 500 hamsters in by hiding them in his mouth. THIS GUY IS ON CRACK!!!!!

Yo bro, just so you know, Sable ran in your direction, but started hiding. My two choices were chase the only guy I see, even if they're dead on hook, or leave and hope I can find someone before a generator pops.

-rep this guy is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser he has to use pain train because he can’t survive for more than 2 seconds on the point and can’t even aim normal stickies has to camp on Scottish resistance