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Cordoba, Argentina 
🎍 * 🌽 * 🐳 * 👹 * 😺 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 📕 * 🚘 * 📗 * 🌂 * 🚕 * ⚡ * 🐊 * 🏀 * 👔
ㅤ* Descartes walks into a pub. "Would you like a beer sir?" asks the landlord politely. Descartes replies, "I think not" and ping! he vanishes.
ㅤ* Christmas trees are like men. They don't look as good once you get them home.
ㅤ* It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
📕 * 👃 * 🔋 * 📘 * 🐛 * 🌂 * 🐟 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 💃 * 💛 * 👾 * 🏓 * 🌏 * 📒 * 🥒
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!