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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:21am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:51am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:59am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:18am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:18am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:42am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:11am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:41am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:41am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:42am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:41am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:50am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:35am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:25am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:46am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:46am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:06pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:54am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:31am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:32am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:40pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:56am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:57am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:23am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:23am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:40am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:27am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:54am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:13am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:09am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:09am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:38am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:25am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:01am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:43am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:11am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:58am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:43am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:04am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:56am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:56am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:42am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:30am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:21am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:09am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:46am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:54am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:25am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:02pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:11am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:35am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:35am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:36am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:46am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:04am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:48am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:24am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:24am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:29am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:57am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:46am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:09am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:08am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:17am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:15am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:52pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:25am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:03am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:44am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:02pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:02pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:01am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:35am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:44am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:01pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:21am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:35am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:44am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:15am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:48am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:15am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:21am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:18am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:10am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:56am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:11pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:53pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:04am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:46pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:59pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:19am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:44am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:46am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:06pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:07am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:21am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:35pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:40am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:23am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:41am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:04am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:39am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:15am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:15am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:40am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:15am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:21am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:09am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:32am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:56am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:35pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:38pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:51pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:22am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:09am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:30am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:06am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:41am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:01am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:21pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:24am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:24am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:55pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:36am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:13am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:46am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:54pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:06am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:18am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:56am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:40am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:20am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:24am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:46am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:22am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:38pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:45am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:52am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:21am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:47am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:30am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:48am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:34am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:58pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:46am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:22am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:05pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:07am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:43am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:35am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:02am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:20am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:42am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:48am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:03am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:49am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:17am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:40am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:01pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:04am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:43am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:35pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:20am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:41pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:26am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:46am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:21am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:46am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:24am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:16am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:31am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:38am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:42am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:14am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:22am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:22am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:59pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:03am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:42am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:03am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:07am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:41am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:35am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:21am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:07am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:45am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:37am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:37am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:37am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:24am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:51am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:11am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:26am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:26am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:07am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:32am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:46am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:41am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:30am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:11am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:07am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:41am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:48am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:38am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:33am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:01pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:21am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:24am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:14am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:17am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:15am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:15am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:21am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 6:41am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:08am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:14am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked