Saucemachine
Hank the VB Longneck   Western Australia, Australia
Level
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Pandemic
500 XP
 
 
a baby stole my dingo
Formerly known as: stone cold, ๐’ซ ๐‘œ ๐‘œ, ๐’ฎ๐’ž๐ป๐ฟ๐’ช๐’ฉ๐’ข
Xbox Live: JesseKayfabe - PSN: SAUCEMACHINE1999 - Battlenet (WoW): Saucemachine#11919
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Reviews  2
Artwork  17
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Winni's Junkyard
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THE MACHINE OF SAUCE
:csgoct: QUOTES :csgoct:
PREMIUM QUOTES
"have you ever farted a poo" - Jake (winni - 17/12/2019)
"gangsta rap literally made me do it" - Jake (winni - 10/05/2020)
"I left my car keys in my khakis" - Brody (Booj AKA "did you hear that fart?" - 26/11/2020)
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*mate shows flower tattoo* "oh what a gay โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ" - Jake's Mum (winni - 31/8/2019)
"eat poo water" - Broderick (Struth - 27/12/2019)
"who is Father Christmas and where is the crack?" - Jake (winni - 27/12/2019)
"you wouldn't poo your ass" - Jake (winni - 29/12/2019)
"let me in I'm gonna โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ myself" - Jake (winni - 29/12/2019)
"my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ foot, my foot that i use for โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ" - Jake (winni - 5/1/2020)
"irritable david bowie syndrome" - Josh (David's Hatfelloff - 10/1/2020)
"what the โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ, my cat likes lemonade" Jake (winni - 12/2/2020)
"when you find out your friend smokes menthol; that's a bad smoke" (CS:GO reference) - Me
(Saucemachine - 13/02/2020)
"to be hongest with you" - Jake (winni - 20/02/2020)
"im sorry Ms. Jackson, I didn't mean to pull out and cry"
- Jake (winni - 30/04/2020)
Me: "I have a headache"
Sanctus: "Just enjoy it bro"
- (7/05/2020)
"System of a Pencil" - Jake (winni - 24/09/2020)
"Imagine getting your windows cleaned by Spiderman" - Josh (Jooj - 22/12/2020)
"I had a couple homes when I got cone" - Brody (Dardzman99 - 27/5/2021)

:MCCHALO: PC SPECS AND PERIPHERALS :MCCHALO:
:csgogun: OS: Windows 10 Home 64-bit
:csgogun: CPU: AMD A10-7800 @ 3.50GHz w/ Cooler Master Heatsink/ Fan
:csgogun: GPU: AMD Radeon R7 340 2GB :(
:csgogun: RAM: 16GB DDR3 @ 1600MHz
:csgogun: Monitor: LG 22M45DA 1920x1080 75Hz
:csgogun: Headset: Razer Kraken 7.1 Chroma
:csgogun: Mouse: Razer DeathAdder Chroma
:csgogun: Mousepad: PLE Computers Standard Mousepad
:csgogun: Keyboard: Tt eSports Challenger Pro Gaming Keyboard
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Comments
Ebenezer Scrooge 10 Jan, 2017 @ 4:55pm 
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callmedaddyxx 28 Aug, 2016 @ 1:44am 
Rank: Silver 2 (I was Master Guardian but lost my rank due to inactivity) tilted
Saucemachine 28 Aug, 2016 @ 12:26am 
Thanks matecunt
bonless 20 Dec, 2015 @ 7:43pm 
+rep nice guy and really kind. he's got good artworks as well
PiGma228 5 Feb, 2015 @ 6:14am 
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