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This game is actually a LOT of fun. You can:
- Murder Horny Teens
- Get Mic Spammed swear words
- Cook someones face in the fireplace
- Play some 80's tunes
- Shoot your friend
- Wear a Bikini and go for a dip
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die
- Bully Jason Voorhees
- Be Jason Voorhees
- Get bullied AS Jason Voorhees
- Hang a person on a coat hanger
- Run your friends over in the car as you escape
- Call the cops and not get killed by them on arrival
- Dance with your friends

Only problem is Jason's power abuse (aka; he can warp next to you and kill you) Other than that, issa great game.

You might call yourself a god, but have you beaten Dark Souls in 3 bosses? I see no god up here but me.

You don't realize the hype I went through when the trailer launched. I thought to myself this was going to be one hell of an experience, shooting the ♥♥♥♥ out of nazis with a hyper-masculine guitar going ham in the audio. Of course when it came to release day I tried to play it and I couldn't run it at all, so I waited. December 2019 is when I finally got a new graphics card to run the damn game, and I pressed play.

Maybe it's just me. Maybe I grew up and out of political satire, the constant nazi shooting years were put behind me. Maybe it was just out of my time, but when I pressed play, I began an utmost mediocre and sometimes even just okay experience. Compared to all the other Wolfenstein games, this was an exaggerated mess of a neoliberal wet dream that lacked the hyper-gore action that I was used to and lacked the charm of each character from the others. Instead, the story chose to play with several super stereotypes of people working together to crush nazis with a super strange mix of supposed to be cheeky camp with a hard hyper-paced action that was way too hard for it's own good at times. Basically, it's TOO unrealistic to be enjoyed. I would've loved a game that takes me to Venus to ♥♥♥♥ up some Nazis, but the Nazis aren't even recognizable (they just look like heavy metal robots, which some of them literally are now) and somehow that makes it less enjoyable. It might as well have been a sci-fi shooter. The characters were also supposed to be enjoyable, but they're literally arguing almost 100% of the time and almost instantly can go from being like "♥♥♥♥♥ ass white boy" to "you're the toughest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know".

The gameplay: Imbalanced.
The characters, dialouge, story: Imbalanced.

Sure as ♥♥♥♥ had it's moments though, but they can be easily youtubed to skip the gameplay. Example: the ending was pretty cool, plus the credits music. The whole Texas town setting was really cool and a lil scary, just walking around seeing all the almost nazi pride. Terror Billy is a really fun character, and his dialogue and actions actually made me like him throughout the game. A hyper-masculine nazi killing machine of a man who's got kids on the way and sure as ♥♥♥♥ won't let them be raised under the Nazi flag. There's a whole scene on Venus (which I won't spoil) which was pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great too. Again, everything can be youtubed because the gameplay kinda lacks. Good thing Youngblood came out because that game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ riot that fixed everything here.

Youngblood is the best entry to the franchise since it's release of the New Order!

Wolfenstein: Youngblood was pretty good fun. The Blazkowicz sisters have good chemistry and it's really neat to play alongside a friend as you blast your way through Nazis. Neu-Paris is beautiful, packed with big streets and tight corners, nice architecture and the red flags really shine. The game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous aesthetically, really took a New Colossus fighting big grey metal robots to figure that Nazis need to actually look like Nazis. There's alot of co-op action to be had, it's easy to pick up and play even if you're new to the franchise. Did I mention this game looks great? Of course I did. Buy it when it's on sale, or buy it at it's very reasonable 30 dollar release price!

That's about as much praise as I can give it so far. I haven't gone all the way through the game, but I still can see why people can't recommend. My biggest issue is the MMO style game. Enemies of Areas respawn, and they do respawn fast. There isn't a grind, you'll blink and be perfectly leveled, but the game has higher level enemies. You can play this game completely solo offline, but the game is still built like it's online. There's also the bug issues that cause crashing and stuttering, which I haven't ran into any as of April 2021 which is good because it was very prevalent as of release.

This game is great. Looks super nice, has some of the most fun co-op, and I'm just glad it isn't the New Colossus!

In a word: Extraordinary

Alien Isolation is a masterpiece; from it's phenomenal gameplay design, the Alien Ridley Scott analog aesthetic well crafted into the world, the technological stepping stone of AI intelligence, but most importantly it's use of fear. This game knows you're scared and will continue to install that fear into everywhere you go.

As of 2/9/2021, I can no longer recommend Dead By Daylight

A complete overhaul of core aesthetics to the game has taken update as of today, which in the wake of Dead By Daylight's buggiest states it's seen in years, goes to show that the Developers have little to no care for this game. I've never complained about bugs because I had faith the developers would work to fix them, but with the new overhaul to UI and animations, I cannot express my disappointment enough. The new changes make the game look like a donkey's anus, and still a constant bombardment of bug complaints + this ♥♥♥♥, the community should speak up. The current Heads of development at Behavior release new skins and buggy DLC's because it makes them money, not fixing anything in return. It's been a good <5 year run for me, I bought this 2 weeks after release back in 2016. I cannot in any faith recommend this game in it's current state.

EDIT: They released Hellraiser's Pinhead + the Chatterer (!!!), cannot have loved this news enough. I even considered looking past everything to be able to play Pinhead, but then the news that buying his DLC would come with an NFT.. what did I expect. Devs really loved the double edged sword metaphor. One bad thing after another, still have yet to stop the NFTs. Not even Hellraiser is worth that.

Best DLC they've released
Both the characters and the perks are dope
I love Shock Therapy
Had my appointment yesterday

DTap is alright
The Pig is pretty fun
I like the Saw movies

Singleplayer: Yeah it's good. Not much to say, but everyone liked it.

Online: That's where the real money is at. It can be real fun doing heists with your friends. There's alot of potential to be had if you can get past the annoying hackers and the quite disturbing amount of grind necessary to actually buy anything.

I'm not telling you to not buy it. If you're with friends, sure go right ahead. But there's nothing like buying a solo mission for a lot of money, halfway into it a Hacker with a Jetbike rides in and absolutely demolishes you and ends your mission.

The Free GTA Online (trust me it's literally the same w/o AI Cops)

Pros:
Fun, Upbeat Gameplay
Customization
You can be Cops

Cons:
Poor Reputation
The Grind for Gear
Not found Controller support

Misunderstandings:
The Driving is really sketchy but it's really workable

If this game is Pay2Win, then GTA Online is really Pay2Win.
I haven't spent a dime on this game and I'm actually Gold Tier.

Go play it, it's really fun