Recensioni recenti di Johnny Sins

In this game you are literally just a medieval peasant. I have wasted 8 hours of my life running errands for AI nobles, suffered through a shockingly terrible combat system, and constantly keep having to worry about keeping myself clean. YoU cAn'T FiGhT bEcAuSe YoU'rE a PeAsANt. ♥♥♥♥ off, if I wanted to roleplay as a somebody without rights in a feudalistic landscape; I'd go live as an Uighur in rural China. In this game, I'd literally have to get my arse kicked over and over again before I'd have any combat skill whatsoever, all the while paying for it with money that is hard to come seeing as how you are a literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PEASANT, which I can do in real life just by signing up to a boxing gym- so I don't see why anyone should be buying a videogame for that. Graphics are fine, as long as you are fine at playing at 40fps- dropping to 20 when it starts raining or a cinematic starts. Even then, there's a loading screen before a cinematic or ANY TIME YOU GO INTO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIALOGUE. On top of this, the character looks and acts like he has ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Aspergers and Down Syndrome. I understand he's a peasant and it's supposed to be "realistic" but as the loading screen tips will constantly remind: YOUR CHARACTER CAN'T EVEN READ. Whatever, blacksmith's children during feudal times probably couldn't read but why can't I forge my own arms and armour then? Seeing as I'm the student of a "master blacksmith" I should be able to rather than having to buy extremely overpriced weapons from merchants. The haggle system is alright I guess. Even still, it's back to Dark Souls and Skyrim for me.

"Difficult but fair" -Every game journalist ever

Best investment I've ever made. Better than a Brazzers subscription.

So I, an MG2, queued with 2 friends of the same rank. Our 2 teammates were LE and DMG. Other team had 2 globals, 1 DMG, 2 LEs. We lost 16-2.