Hey Zach, I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked your profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over a hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester? Right?

hey dude wanna come over and watch the packers/bears game on the ol p-screen television in the man cave? we could cook up some pudsville brats and some burgs on my new uncle kurunkles 6.2 foot grill. bring the boys Trent and Traytin over to play with my little meatball sons Dalton and Dallas. maybe at half time we go out to the middle of the ol culdesac and toss that swine skin f-ball around. maybe after the game hop into the j-cuzzi and jerk each other off but not tell our wives about it. yea brother it’d be a real man on man hog down sunday brother i tell you what.