De zin van het leven is als een clitoris,
Je beweegt eromheen,
maar je kunt er nooit zeker van zijn dat je het hebt gevonden.

+rep smokes da zaza

After years of living a tortured life as an insatiable touhousexual, I have finally come up with a solution which allows me to satisfy my sexual desires. I now have a way to have sex with Touhou music to the point of ejaculation to those erotic zunpets, and I am going to share my methods so that the other touhousexuals can experience the same sweet release that I can.

First, you need a speaker system with adequate bass. In my case, I use the Logitech Z313 speakers because the bass is a separate unit with a hole about the size of my member. Next, pick the track that really gets you going. For example, I've been doing it a lot recently with Hartmann's Youkai Girl. You want to pump the bass up as high as your ears can handle, then press your throbbing gohei onto the bass speaker (this is why the hole is nice to have). The bass will vibrate and massage you until you master spark from your wand, officially turning you into a magician.

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