Nigel Homeless
Nigel Homeless   Burnie, Tasmania, Australia
 
 
:ALERT:HOT HOMELESS MEN IN YOUR AREA:ALERT:
Homelessness is an epidemic that is omnipresent in today's capitalist world. As everyone knows epidemic is a Bulgarian word which I think means really fun (epi) super cool time (demic).

I like sharing my meals with rats and conversing with local crack heads about intellectual topics. Like if I have spare change and if I would like a blowjob (p.s lack of teeth is kind of a turn off). I like short walks on the beach because too much sand makes the rats in my mattress angry, and breakfast. or any meal.

Anyway I have a pc I built by myself and can only run undertale and genshin impact on the lowest settings (medium causes the cardboard to catch fire). I also have a mattress :papyrus: that isn't very comfy but is king sized and yellow.
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2.8 Hours played
This is simply a work of art. Never before has the avenues of gaming been so broadly explored to the degree where pure ecstasy oozes from every orifice of each level. The story is expansive and truly captivating. I think gaming legends like Tod Howard, Shagiri Miamoto, Hideo Kojima, Mr Sega and Mark Zuckerberg should just end their own lives because nothing with surpass the pure brilliance of Object N. The horror is so immersive and truly frighting that I must have gone through cardiac arrest at least 5 times. :SPOILERS: The hairless gorillas were one of the most frighting reveals that has every been implemented in any piece of media. The graphics and pure ambience just completely sell you on the absolute horror of the reveal:SPOILERS: The AI also acts just like a human player to the point were I still fear for my life. Even in my nightmares as I fear that the pure intellect of my digital adversaries will lead to their physical manifestation, and they will come to enact their soul and incorruptible mission of murdering me. Truly if Jesus did not perish on the cross this would be what would have redeemed humanity.
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Nigel Homeless 24 Jul, 2024 @ 9:16pm 
Jack'd off
Jack 10 Jul, 2024 @ 2:17am 
jack'd
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Nigel Homeless 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:35am 
Yes nigel real
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