Recent reviews by Jeff

on top of the absolutely phenomenal gameplay, the story is fantastic and every character has so much, well, character. there's so much to discover and many unique ways to play for an amazing amount of replayability. very little to make me noticeably frustrating aside from just bad luck and god dang GREATSHIELDS. seriously though, i could not recommend this game enough.

Does the game have flaws? Sure. Some of the monsters are more annoying than scary and just delay the game or get in the way. Simon (You) is also an ignorant idiot sometimes. But despite that, the game is still fantastic. Great scenery, great story, and the ending is fantastic (although some people have other opinions, you can figure out why when you get there). Overall, 9/10. Unless this type of game completely turns you off, buy it now.

Play as anime girls and kill things. What more could I ask for? Maybe controls that aren't ♥♥♥♥ but ya get used to it.

I guess they fixed the ESDF bind issues. No problems with the game anymore. Preston Gravy is still annoying.

You play a severely brain damaged, awkward, sex driven teen who seems to have never talked to a girl in his life on his adventure in Japan with 2 anime grills. There's no real story and all you do is travel around listening to how much of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb the MC is as he takes in all the glorious nippon propaganda from the two chicks he's staying with while trying to get into either one's pants. I wanted to shoot myself every minute I played this game. I only paid $1 for this and I still feel ripped off.

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