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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 20.6 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Mar, 2019 @ 5:20pm

Wake up to a ship wreck which isn't my real life. I fell asleep and woke up in my home. I open the door to get fresh air and was greeted by bounty hunters requesting 150 silver or i lose my home. Reminds me of my debts in real life. cries* :( left the town to explore and raise funds. Got in to combat with 2 hyenas and paid the lion king price of Mufasa's death. Woke up to being touched up by a alien. Roger give me sweet loot and sends me on my way. I get chased by bandits across half the starter map. Enter a fortress and ask the fellow man for place to sleep. (cutscene) Woke up in rags in prison ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I bribed the prison guard and ran my way out. Made my way back to my house to see the "FOR SALE SIGN" looking outside my house window i see the same sign. Boy this game is realistic as hell! Highly recommend to anyone who wants a hard ride!
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