Over the years, I have played many games that have shaped me into the person who I am today. Stories that impacted my life and made me change my outlook on things, however, no other thing made by humanity compares to Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. To call Garfield Kart a mere game is an insult, it's not just an experience, it's the meaning of life, the reason to go on. Your life will never be the same after experiencing this masterpiece.

The graphics? Spectacular, beyond lifelike. You can see every pore on Jon's face, every hair on Garfield, every individual atom of pasta in the lasagna, screencaps from this game look 1-1 with reality.

The maps? Incredible. You do not get 1 or 2, but 16 maps! How many maps does Majora's Mask have? 1. How many maps does GTA V have? 1. Garfield Kart gives you the 16 most complex video game maps in history, replayable infinitely, with endless detail, secrets, and enlightenment to be found.

The sounds? Magnificent. Every scream, every beep, every splash, they send shivers down your spine instantly, and the music directly ascends you to the 4th dimension.

The gameplay? Perfect. When you play this game, you become one with Garfield, the controls are as smooth as breathing, There are at least 3 octillion years of content to enjoy.

Now, some haters may say that a kart racer game involving a beloved fictional franchise is lame, however, Garfield Kart's AI is so advanced, you will never need human players again. The AI is completely sentient, and is capable of feeling all emotions. I have been dating the Jon AI for 8 months now, and we're planning on getting married by the end of the year.

Garfield Kart: Furious Racing will change your life forever, with its flawless, well, everything. If you do not buy it, I'll hunt you down, so get it now. Instant 11/10

Over the years, I have played many games that have shaped me into the person who I am today. Stories that impacted my life and made me change my outlook on things, however, no other thing made by humanity compares to Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. To call Garfield Kart a mere game is an insult, it's not just an experience, it's the meaning of life, the reason to go on. Your life will never be the same after experiencing this masterpiece. The graphics? Spectacular, beyond lifelike. You can see every pore on Jon's face, every hair on Garfield, every individual atom of pasta in the lasagna, screencaps from this game look 1-1 with reality. The maps? Incredible. You do not get 1 or 2, but 16 maps! How many maps does Majora's Mask have? 1. How many maps does GTA V have? 1. Garfield Kart gives you the 16 most complex video game maps in history, replayable infinitely, with endless detail, secrets, and enlightenment to be found. The sounds? Magnificent. Every scream, every beep, every splash, they send shivers down your spine instantly, and the music directly ascends you to the 4th dimension. The gameplay? Perfect. When you play this game, you become one with Garfield, the controls are as smooth as breathing, There are at least 3 octillion years of content to enjoy. Now, some haters may say that a kart racer game involving a beloved fictional franchise is lame, however, Garfield Kart's AI is so advanced, you will never need human players again. The AI is completely sentient, and is capable of feeling all emotions. I have been dating the Jon AI for 8 months now, and we're planning on getting married by the end of the year. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing will change your life forever, with its flawless, well, everything. If you do not buy it, I'll hunt you down, so get it now. Instant 11/10