Recent reviews by Lewwie

- Start the game
- Go on the tutorial (training)
- Destroy the bugs
- Feel the hit of freedom
- Go on bugs mission
- Exterminate bugs
- Die more times by your teammates than enemies
- Start to expand and share freedom around the world
- Feel like a true American
- FOR SUPER EARTHH!!!!
- Start to send HD2 propaganda online
- Leave the game
10/10 game, 10/10 graphics, 10/10 playing style,
I felt like a true American, Will def play it again extremely fun and enjoyable game to play either with randoms or your friends
because of this game I changed to a true American, and started to spread freedom around the world irl

- Load in the game
- See a beer and sausages on the table
- Eat them
- Understand the game a bit
- Check garage
- Start touching the enginee and slowly connecting the parts together
- Realize you have no food and beer
- Go outside and see there's no car and only a motorcycle
- Go on a motorcycle, and follow the road
- After 1h of searching for a shop you finally buy enough stuff to survive next days with parts
- Save the game
- Go back
- Die twice on the way to home
- Start questioning if you are either smart or dumb after finally fixing the engine after 5 hours of losing your mind
- go inside the car
- The car doesn't start
- You start to question your own existence
10/10 experience, 1-1 Finland experience

Shadow Upon the Golden Bough

Lo, the Erdtree yet stands, but its light wanes, and from its roots creeps a shadow both beauteous and dire. Shadow of the Erdtree is no mere morsel for the hunger of the Tarnished, but a feast of such magnitude that it might sate even the most insatiable wanderer. This is not an appendage to the tale, but another great chapter, writ in deeper ink and blood.

The new lands are vast and strange, stretching the journey by many leagues and hours. Hills roll into forests ancient and watchful, while valleys hide tombs where kings sleep uneasily. Every step feels a discovery, every turning path a whisper that bids thee press onward. To tread this soil is to feel that the Lands Between have grown wider still, and that one’s pilgrimage has found a second life.

The bosses are as paintings brought to terrible motion. Their arenas are cathedrals of spectacle, their movements as fluid as river water and as deadly as a serpent’s strike. Each duel feels like a tale unto itself: a meeting of mortal will and godlike wrath. Some will awe thee with beauty so strange it chills the bone, others will batter thy spirit until victory tastes like the sweetest draught thou hast ever known.

The art of battle here reaches new heights. Every parry, every desperate roll, every final thrust carries the weight of legend. The very air sings during these encounters, as if the world itself holds its breath until one stands and the other falls.

In its telling, Shadow of the Erdtree deepens the saga of the Lands Between. New stories entwine with the old, revealing fresh sorrows and older sins. The lore lies scattered as before, waiting to be pieced together by those who dare to seek. And in doing so, the Tarnished will find that the golden light they once pursued hides a darkness more intricate than they ever dreamed.

For those who thought their tale complete, know this: the road is far from its end. This is an expansion in truth and in spirit, one that grants not merely hours more play, but hours worth living.

Five stars, and my undying reverence.

"Step into the shadow, and find thy fate anew."

A Ballad of the Tarnished

Hark, traveller, and attend thy ear, for the tale I weave is of a realm most wondrous and most fell. Elden Ring is no mere pastime for idle hands, but a grand journey through the twilight of gods and kings. In the Lands Between, each stone and shadow bears the weight of ancient sorrow, and the air itself is thick with whispers of forgotten oaths.

The combat is a noble tourney of flesh and steel, a deadly minuet where every stroke is measured and every parry a prayer. Here, thy blade is both pen and voice, writing thy fate upon the bodies of foes. Battles unfold as pageants of fire and fury, each strike ringing out like the toll of a cathedral bell in the hush before storm.

The lords and beasts who guard these paths are no common foes. They are titans of fable, wrought in majesty and terror. Some move with the grace of falcons, others with the dread of mountains falling. Their forms are carved from nightmare and dream alike, and to stand before them is to feel thy soul weighed and judged.

The lore is not poured into thine ear like cheap wine. It lies hidden in the dust of forgotten books, in the sigh of a dying knight, in the glint of a crown that lies abandoned in the grass. To piece together this history is to walk the line between scholar and pilgrim, for knowledge here is earned with blood and patience.

Yet amidst the ruin blooms beauty. The golden bough of the Erdtree glimmers like the promise of dawn. A stream sings its eternal song beneath the watch of crumbling battlements. Sunlight spills across the land in hues so pure that for a moment the world seems whole again.

To play Elden Ring is to bind thyself to a quest as old as song. It will test the sinew, humble the spirit, and crown the worthy with the quiet joy of hard-won victory. And when at last thy final foe lies broken at thy feet, thou shalt stand not as mere player, but as the hero of thine own legend.

Five stars, and a bow before the artistry that wrought it.

"Rise, Tarnished, and walk in glory."

It was rather painful experience, but still fun.

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Peak lore, peak gameplay, peak experience overall
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The aura farmer himself exists, I have ptsd 'cause of him, The bell bringer hunter himself.

This game is straight up peak, the gameplay is very addictive if you like games where you manage stuff, has also great story, I love just playing it 4 time 2 time, 10/10 game, I absolute fell in love with the character in this game as well.

peak game

Pain simulator and bullet hell simulator

Minecraft but 2d real